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My Presidential Platform: About the Bullet

August 31, 2015

No one needs to “take a bullet” for me.

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My Presidential Platform: About the Football

August 30, 2015

Please allow me to address your natural concerns about my being in control of a vast arsenal of nuclear weapons.

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My Presidential Platform: The Second Amendment and Guns

August 29, 2015

Here is what we are going to do about guns. Superman is going to help.

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My Presidential Platform: Ethics, Baseball, and the Elimination of the Senate

August 28, 2015

The United States Senate will no longer be concerned with the use of steroids in professional sports. In fact, the United States Senate will no longer be concerned with anything, because it will be abolished as per the advice of Harper’s magazine. Click to read more.

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