Here is what we are going to do about guns. Superman is going to help.» Read more «
The United States Senate will no longer be concerned with the use of steroids in professional sports. In fact, the United States Senate will no longer be concerned with anything, because it will be abolished as per the advice of Harper’s magazine. Click to read more.» Read more «
Social services: they’re not just for tall, blond people in
countries with bad food and worse weather.
Daddy issues are part of any presidency.» Read more «