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My Presidential Platform: Middle East Policy

Posted by emily on June 1, 2015 · 3 Comments

Oy vey, this mishegas is such a shonda.

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My Presidential Platform: Homeland Security and the Military

Posted by emily on May 25, 2015 · 4 Comments

Here is what we are going to do about war.

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Manifesting Destiny

Posted by emily on May 18, 2015 · 3 Comments

Today, I announce my presidency. Please join me on this journey. I have stickers.

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