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My Presidential Platform: About the Bullet

Posted by emily on August 31, 2015 · 2 Comments

No one needs to “take a bullet” for me.

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My Presidential Platform: About the Football

Posted by emily on August 30, 2015 · 1 Comment

Please allow me to address your natural concerns about my being in control of a vast arsenal of nuclear weapons.

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My Presidential Platform: Security Detail

Posted by emily on August 27, 2015 · 2 Comments

An even better option than the Secret Service: Jewish parents.

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