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If You Think You’re the Best

I was once an Olympian–a very nerdy one. This new essay in Identity Theory reveals all.

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Bow Band of Brothers

In honor of D-Day, I wrote this essay about weddings and wars.

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You Gotta Believe

The You Gotta Believe post from 2007 was published today on Mr. Beller’s Neighborhood.

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Noise

Published elsewhere, specifically Identity Theory, March 31, 2009, and anthologized in Zine #1, Lake Celeste, or The Joy of Sex (2011).

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The 11:11 to Penn Station, or Exodus

A piece about the exodus from my ancestral homeland, Long Island, published in The Morning News.

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The Book of Weinstein

A very short Genesis of one particular Jew.

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Lake Celeste, or The Joy of Sex

First it was a lake, then it was a memory, then it became a blog post (2008), then it became an essay, published in Vol. 1 Brooklyn (2010), and then it became a zine, published by Julius Singer Press (2011).

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The State of King

Published today in the Brooklyn Rail.

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A Patriot at Gunpoint

My latest Huffington Post, “A Patriot (At Gunpoint)” is here. Comments, as always, are amusing. Some wish to spit in my face. Some wish to take up arms to defend my right to provoke them to spit in my face by writing about their desire to spit in my face or coerce me with arms. […]

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Christmas Day in Parallel Queens

My own personal War on Christmas.

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