College, both so recent and so long ago, it is as if it occurred in a bygone millennium.

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Higher Education

From the Vault: Making the case for expanding one’s consciousness instead of pursuing an advanced degree, published in commemoration of the ten-year anniversary of my college commencement.

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Open Letter to Whoever Drank All the Beer I Left in the Communal Fridge While I Was Scuba Diving in the Caribbean

A call to restore justice in the wake of a shocking and uncalled-for grand theft beer.

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