Open Letter to Whoever Drank All the Beer I Left in the Communal Fridge While I Was Scuba Diving in the Caribbean

A call to restore justice in the wake of a shocking and uncalled-for grand theft beer.

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Teenagers vs. Ethyl Alcohol

Teenagers, I have discovered, are like alcohol or drugs. Many of them also like alcohol and drugs, but that is another matter. I am herein concerned with the glaring similarities in my own life, between teenagers and that most famous of drugs, alcohol. Lately there have been more teenagers and fewer alcoholic beverages in my […]

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