The Greatest Caper That Never Was
Momentarily contemplating committing insurance fraud and disappearing forever into the Intangible Zone.
Read MoreA Stupid Question
I have a really stupid question. Maybe it is so stupid I shouldn’t even ask it. My stupid question is about the evil people, the really bad ones, the ones who are fucking everything up. The oil people and the defense people. My question is: Why can’t they just find a new way to make […]
Read MoreIn Your Neighborhood
With nothing better to do tonight, I went out for a walk and ended up, as Baudelaire says, taking a bath in the multitude. Modest Mouse was playing in McCarren Park Pool, an event of epic proportions of importance in the hipster universe in which I both fortunately and unfortunately reside. I circled the track […]
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