Marty

Marty always had money. Marty invested his bar mitzvah money wisely. Marty went to Wharton. Marty bought a BMW. Marty made partner at Lehman Brothers. Marty married Mary. Mary wasn’t Jewish. Mary drank. Marty bought a house in Greenwich. Marty had horses. Marty got divorced. Marty learned to fly. Marty crashed his plane. Marty bought a penthouse. Marty’s penthouse had a gold toilet. Marty’s gold toilet had a view of Central Park.

Marty read my web site. Your politics are a little far to the left for my taste, Marty emailed, but it’s nice to know I’m not the only pothead in the family.