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Relationship Woes At the Italian Pastry Shop

“I heard you and your girl broke up. You were together a long time, yeah?”
“Two years.”
“What happened?”
“She was a money-hungry woman.”
“Well, you’re a money-hungry guy.”
“Exactly. Two money-hungry people is no good.”
“But you gave her everything!”
“I gave her everything and more.”
“So what’d she want?”
“She wanted blood.”
“You took her to Miami!”
“I took her to Italy, too. And I had reservations, I was gonna take her to Aruba in August.”
“Jesus.”
“She owes me a thousand bucks!”
“A money-hungry woman…”
“She wanted blood.”

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