Note: This post seems to have been mysteriously deleted. I haven’t the faintest idea how to reproduce it.

Short version: My friends got engaged. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got engaged. I was once mistaken for Katie Holmes on the street.

Oh, well. I’m not Hemingway and my wife didn’t leave a whole suitcase full of finished stories on a train in Switzerland. Thank goodness for small things.

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