Dollar Store

I just got back from a shopping spree at the dollar store. These are really the only shopping sprees anyone should go on. At a dollar per item, you can’t carry enough home to signifcantly deplete your funds. Today’s dollar store shopping list included:

Three (3) martini glasses, unaesthetically imprinted with the excessively punctuated phrase

cheers, in:nyc

Now I can have three-martini lunches any time I want.

Four (4) curly straws
They are a bit hard to drink out of but do make liquids fun.

One (1) wiffle ball-and-bat set.
I am getting ready for spring.

Total cost: $6.45. Unbeatable!