When Evil Met Its Moron Puppet:

“I can literally remember what he was wearing: an Air National Gurad flight jacket, cowboy boots, blue jeans, complete with the–in Texas you see it a lot–one of the back pockets will have a circle worn in the pocket from where you carry your tin of snuff, your tin of tobacco. He was exuding more charisma than any one individual should be allowed to have.”

-The New Yorker, May 12, 2003.

That would be Karl Rove describing the first time he saw the Moron Puppet, who most likely was AWOL from the National Guard at the time. That would be Karl Rove admiring the worn spots in the Moron Puppet’s back pocket. That would be Karl Rove saying, in so many words, “He’s so hot it should be illegal!” This would be me calling Karl Rove a big gay alien baby-headed Republican mastermind.