Boating With the Bipolar
In which I unknowingly take an inflatable kayak through some moderately gnarly whitewater with a diagnosed borderline personality.
Read MoreOn Watching Television Very Rarely
In which watching the 40 channels of free in-flight jetblue television causes me to briefly lose my will to live.
Read MoreCollege
College, both so recent and so long ago, it is as if it occurred in a bygone millennium.
Read MoreHigher Education
From the Vault: Making the case for expanding one’s consciousness instead of pursuing an advanced degree, published in commemoration of the ten-year anniversary of my college commencement.
Read MoreOpen Letter to Whoever Drank All the Beer I Left in the Communal Fridge While I Was Scuba Diving in the Caribbean
A call to restore justice in the wake of a shocking and uncalled-for grand theft beer.
Read MoreGod and Death and Taxes
No god I would worship would slaughter some children and spare others, and no people I’d choose would celebrate it.
Read MoreA Room of One’s Own With a View
Thoughts after an evening constitutional at my studio by the sea.
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