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My Presidential Platform: Ethics, Baseball, and the Elimination of the Senate

The United States Senate will no longer be concerned with the use of steroids in professional sports. In fact, the United States Senate will no longer be concerned with anything, because it will be abolished as per the advice of Harper’s magazine. Click to read more.

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Making It Right

In which I attempt to rectify the repercussions of the purchase of a problematic sun visor.

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