The United States Senate will no longer be concerned with the use of steroids in professional sports. In fact, the United States Senate will no longer be concerned with anything, because it will be abolished as per the advice of Harper’s magazine. Click to read more.Read More
An even better option than the Secret Service: Jewish parents.Read More
Social services: they’re not just for tall, blond people in
countries with bad food and worse weather.
Daddy issues are part of any presidency.Read More
A sane, collaborative resolution to the abortion “debate.”Read More
Here is what we are going to do about war.Read More
Today, I announce my presidency. Please join me on this journey. I have stickers.Read More