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My Presidential Platform: Religion

Mazel tov to The Chief!

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My Presidential Platform: Abortion

A sane, collaborative resolution to the abortion “debate.”

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My Presidential Platform: Middle East Policy

Oy vey, this mishegas is such a shonda.

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A Kid From Queens

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Mississippi…

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My Presidential Platform: Homeland Security and the Military

Here is what we are going to do about war.

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Manifesting Destiny

Today, I announce my presidency. Please join me on this journey. I have stickers.

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