This new mode of presidential transport will save American taxpayers as much as $1,438.564.00.Read More
Please allow me to address your natural concerns about my being in control of a vast arsenal of nuclear weapons.Read More
Here is what we are going to do about guns. Superman is going to help.Read More
The United States Senate will no longer be concerned with the use of steroids in professional sports. In fact, the United States Senate will no longer be concerned with anything, because it will be abolished as per the advice of Harper’s magazine. Click to read more.Read More
An even better option than the Secret Service: Jewish parents.Read More
Social services: they’re not just for tall, blond people in
countries with bad food and worse weather.
Daddy issues are part of any presidency.Read More